Skämt som inte är skämt men som ändå är skämt :o

Jag har en liten speciell humor... speciellt min natt-humor eller då jag är flummig ;)
Här är lite udda skämt som jag kan skratta så otroligt mkt åt då jag är trött :$

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

 

 How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

 

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?

They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

 

 

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

 

 

A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

 

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